I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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