Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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