Cold hands, warm shart.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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