i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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