i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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