what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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