come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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