Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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