There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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