this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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