Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
that's an acceptable place to lick
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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