thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So many bounce houses so little time
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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