Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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