Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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