i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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