Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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