did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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