So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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