help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
id be glad to
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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