this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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