the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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