covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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