I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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