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I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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