I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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