I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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