i don't like sucking hair
Fuck appropriateness.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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