Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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