grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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