no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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