bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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