well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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