I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize