Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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