Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
it's great music for shaving your balls
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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