would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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