When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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