Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
