You really coming over, don't trick.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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