ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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