Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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