And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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