I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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