Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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