He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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