Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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