I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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