we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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