Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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