I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
