Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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