how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
