Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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